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The radiation from a pack of dental floss may significantly increase your odds of death.Dental floss may be the latest killer in a long (unwaxed) string of deadly bathroom supplies, according to a study in the latest issue of Flosstalk, which is the only magazine available in most of our waiting areas. Also frightening:
Additional reasons to live in fear...
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Guess What's Leaking?Join our custodial staff as we hunt for the problem throughout the Center For The Insured and the just-renovated Stillborn Pavilion.
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Oops, It's a TumorIf it looks like a tumor, and smells like a tumor... it's probably a tumor. Lesson learned for three doctors in our radiology department.
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Try Chewing Your FoodBut if that doesn't work, our newly-updated Choking Center is open from noon until 4, Monday to Wednesday, by appointment only. |
