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Job Application: E-mail us new places to hide bodies and you could be our next employee!

Places we are already hiding bodies include:

  • Under the covers in demented patients' beds
  • Trunks of the cars of patient visitors
  • Resident lockers
  • Broken MRI machines
  • In the cafeteria soup wells
  • Bottom of physical therapy wading pool