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Choose A Burial Site

St. Deathsdoor is now reserving burial sites in advance of your admission, to save time given the inevitable. We are currently burying most patients underneath the hospital in unmarked graves. If you wish alternate arrangements, please ask your assigned Death Consultant for our grave chart, where you can select from the available spaces. Graves near the front of the cemetery will cost extra, but come with three inches of additional leg room.