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Cable TV in Every Room

As of 2011, we've introduced cable television to every hospital room, with a television:patient ratio of 1:4. Here, you'll find 200 of your favorite stations:

  • CNN en español
  • ESPN8
  • The Botched Surgery Channel
  • Noggin
  • Damaged Noggin
  • MTV (Medication Television)
  • Foodt Network
  • 24-Hour Emergency Room Camera
  • VH2
  • Al Jazeera Infants
  • Planet Brown
  • Starz Hospital Horror Flicks
  • 187 home shopping channels
  • NBC