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Diarrhea Day 2011

Now in its 22nd explosive year, Diarrhea Day is our annual celebration of everything bowel. With conferences, demonstrations, workshops, panel discussions, and one-on-one tutoring sessions, this year's Diarrhea Day is sure to be the brownest one yet.

NEW FOR 2011: Splash! Our theme park for kids is getting ready to open the sphincter and let fun start pouring in. With thrilling rides like the Liquid Coaster, and an entire buffet of day-old mayonnaise-based salads.

But the toilet's filling up fast-- Register soon, before the paper runs out.