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No matter what you've got, we can store you here. Our hospital has seen it all, from projectile vomiting to explosive diarrhea, and we've got it all on tape. Not that you've clicked on this page if you want the tapes. Although we're getting set to release our first set of crazy vomiting episodes this fall. Hurls Gone Wild, Volume 1. Gonna be a big hit, we can taste it.

No, you've clicked here because you want to know more about whatever crazy disease you've given yourself because of immoral behavior or impure thoughts.

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