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St. Deathsdoor ranked #1 in hospital fires for second consecutive year

Extending the winning streak at St. Deathsdoor, Hospital Fire Weekly ranked the hospital #1 in fires for the second consecutive year in its April issue. Flaming torches were carried through the halls, announcing, "we're #1!" in celebration. Three residents currently being treated in the burn unit were said to be "excited" after hearing the news, although it's hard to identify excitement from people burned across over 90% of their bodies. The hospital's annual luau, complete with tiki torches, served as the site of the announcement -- and got 2011-12 off to a blazing start, as the ICU erupted in a five-alarm fire. No patients were burned, except for the ones who can no longer be identified.