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Settle Your Malpractice Case

We are currently backlogged with malpractice lawsuits and are unable to provide individualized attention to your specific case. If you are part of any of the following cases, you may stop by our Malpractice Settlement Office to receive your information packet and a free hospital t-shirt:

  • Cigarette butts left inside your body during surgery.
  • Hand grafted to wrong part of body.
  • Burns from blowtorch mistakenly used as rectal thermometer.
  • Testicles accidentally removed during colonoscopy.
  • Allergic reaction to bee stings caused by bees let loose in the MRI machine.