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We're proud to have versatile chefs who can meet our patients' needs, even when the doctors can't and we know you've only got two hours left before your heart stops beating. Whether you want to eat a "McDonalds-like" burger* and fried potato parts, or you want to eat the guy in the bed next to you, we can make that happen. And if you're demented, we'll just make an appropriate "fun" choice for you, based on what we have laying around. Some recent "last meals" have included:

  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Bedbugs
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Frank from Room 2304
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad
  • Tuna Salad, hold the tuna
*our "McDonalds-like" burgers are now made with as much as 40% real ground animal products and byproducts.