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Sorry, we're out of morphine. Not sure where it went. Someone might have stolen it. Maybe a staff member. We'd investigate, if we cared, but we don't, so we won't. If you see any extra morphine lying around, feel free to take it. Don't report it to us, whatever you do. Then we have to fill out paperwork. We hate paperwork. Shoot, I'm feeling really sleepy and my pain associated with recent surgery is fading away. Also my diarrhea seems to have subsided. I wonder if I accidentally mixed up my other injectables with the morphine I thought was missing. Oh, man, this feels good. Click somewhere on the page. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Oh, wow, I'm really out of it. If you find the morphine, uh, wait, what was I saying? Will write more later when I