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Online Toolkits

Most hospitals ignore the power of the Internet, by continuing to require in-person treatment with live doctors and actual physical procedures. At St. Deathsdoor, we're not stuck in the past-- we're paving the way to a future lined with medical waste and hypodermic needles. We're proud to offer a wide variety of online tools to help bridge the gap between our 19th-century medical care and the 23rd century robot future we all anticipate.

Click on the links below for our online features: