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Sell Us Your Organs

Now accepting:

  • Eyes (blue only)
  • Heart (greater need for ventricles than atria)
  • Lungs (non-smokers only, please)
  • Kidney (right)
  • Pancreas
  • Small intestines (NOT large-- large intestines will be returned)
  • Liver (for cafeteria use)
  • Brain (IQ test will be required)
  • Stomach (Tuesdays only)
  • Spleen
  • Teeth (compensation will vary based on shade)
  • (NEW) Toenails (due to special order from regular customer)