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Report An Overdose

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To report an overdose by a member of hospital staff, please report to room 503 so we can pay you a small sum of money in exchange for your silence.

To report an overdose by a patient, please ring the call button in your room. If the call button is not working, try other patients' call buttons until you receive a response. If you cannot locate a working call button, scream real loud. If no one answers your screams, you may unfortunately already be deceased.