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Doctors Without Pants

Pay your bill the old-fashioned way. Doctors Without Pants is looking for attractive patients willing to meet up with doctors in hotel rooms around the city for casual encounters. Safety is our first priority, and is 90% guaranteed. Orgasm is our second priority, and is 40% guaranteed. You haven't really seen a doctor until you've seen a doctor without pants. Stop by the nurse's station for more information and our full-color brochure.