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Ways To Pay

We prefer cash. But if you don't have cash-- or we already took it all last time-- we do have some alternative payment options. We can help you refinance your home, sell us your organs, join a dangerous clinical trial, or participate in our Doctors Without Pants program, which connects attractive patients who are unable to pay with doctors who are not wearing pants, in hotel rooms around the city.