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Pepsi-Google Hospice

Hospice, brought to you by Pepsi and Google, emphasizes palliative treatment for illnesses where there either is no cure (like the common cold) or we're just not that interested in treating (like chlamydia). Patients with illneses like these are provided emotional support, pain management, and no food. Untrained volunteers help carry spirits from Earth to the beyond. Pepsi provides unparalleled refreshment to these untrained volunteers. And Google provides unrivaled search capability as you look for people to replace the dead ones.

If you own a business, and you're interested in helping to sponsor the next generation of hospice care, get in touch. Who knows, John's Taco Hut Hospice could be the next big piece in our growing healthcare network.