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Become A Pharmacist Online

You didn't think we were serious, did you? You can't become a pharmacist online. You're going to have to do it the old-fashioned way. Send fifteen proofs or purchase from the bottles of your favorite medication to St. Deathsdoor, in care of "Pharmacy Man," along with a check for $150, and you will receive in return a certificate suitable for framing, and an NPI number so you can call your own prescriptions in, good for three years or until you accidentally kill yourself.