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Are You In Prison?

If so, we may have a job for you when you get out, especially if you have experience with the killing of people. We're always looking for experts in the killing of people to help us refine our methods of care and improve the transition of patients from the living to the dead. Your experience in the killing of people may translate well to many roles here. Roles like:

  • Medical Examiner
  • Anesthesiologist
  • Pillow over face-holder
  • Pusher-out window-er
  • Patient Disappearer
  • Grief Counselor

Send us a unit of your blood to start the application process.