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Upcoming Schedule

  • 4/26: Toilet Safety 101
  • 4/27: Removing Your Own IV: Interactive Workshop
  • 4/28: Party w/ Nachos and Slip-n-Slide in the 14th Floor Hallway
  • 4/29: Clothing-Optional Day
  • 4/30: Petting Zoo comes to St. Deathsdoor
  • 5/1: Giving Yourself An Enema
  • 5/2: Identifying The Meat On Your Plate
  • 5/3: Toilet Safety 201
  • 5/4: "K"atheters for "K"ids
  • 5/5: Monthly Laundry Day
  • 5/6: How To Tell If Your Nurse Is A Zombie
  • 5/7: Assisted Suicide: Mr. Jackson, Room 1616 / 4PM
  • 5/8: Brain Surgery For Dummies
  • 5/9: Switching Dentures Safely: Interactive Workshop
  • 5/10: Toilet Safety 301
  • 5/11: IV Pole Vaulting