1. Animal, vegetable, or mineral?
2. Is it an endangered species?
3. Is it valuable?
4. Is it your wedding ring?
5. Is it someone else's wedding ring?
6. Is it a ring pop?
7. Is it a popsicle?
8. Is it bicycle?
9. Is it bigger than a breadbox?
10. Is it a breadbox?
11. Is it bread?
12. Is it read?
13. Is it a book?
14. Is it made of paper?
15. Does it have numbers on it?
St. Deathsdoor concludes.... you swallowed.... your hospital bill. Please report to the Collections Desk so that we can issue you a new one.