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A Woman Doctor, Coming Soon

Women! They're doing everything these days! And, soon, they'll even be doctors! We've pledged to hire at least one woman doctor in the next decade, to help support the women's equality mumbo-jumbo and make sure that no one feels too emotional to clean the house and cook the dinner. Don't worry, we'll be giving her a week off every month for her lady bleeding, and as soon as she finds a man, we'll make her go be a good wife and start spitting out babies. She might even help us figure out how babies get made, if we're lucky. It's been such a mystery for so many years. Ugh, we'll need to have sit-down toilets in the staff lounge now instead of the urine trough. What an annoying expense. Women. Next thing you know, they'll want to get treated here too.